1. First off, the caffeine addiction is completely unavoidable.
2. There is always that one person who hits "reply all" to company-wide emails.
3. You have to use a quiet voice, in fear that your co-workers will learn too much about your personal life.
4. And you’ll hear this question way too many times on Monday.
5. There’s always a person who types SO GODDAMN LOUD.
6. Over time you hear way too much about your co-workers lives.
I really don't care about your kids
7. Some co-workers just never shut up
8. All your lunches will be eaten at your desk, and it will be sad.
9. Higher-ups are always very keen on their latest “fun” idea that makes you cringe so much inside.
10. Has a conference call ever solved anything? Really?
11. Printers just hate everyone.
12. Yet another email about the office potluck.
13. Your favorite coworker givers her two-weeks notice.
14. Meetings will drag on FOREVER.
15. Coworkers suggests having another meeting to recap this meeting
16. Emails from the right person next to you who could just stand up and use their words, are a continual annoyance.
17. And people are always asking you questions
18. The boss said you can leave early.
19. And eventually, you get to go home!
20. Then your boss emails you on the weekend